Musings of a Cagey Bird

Direct any and all inquiries to this larcenous gentleman, and I just might satisfy your curiosity.

Anonymous asked: I liek the old pengin betterrrr.

(Don’t we all?)

I have never not been dapper, but I do appreciate your sentiment.

Not funny.

Really?

If you insist on splitting hairs, I believe it is you who is in need of a neck-length cut.

AWK!! What have I done to deserve this?!

Returned? But that would imply I’d had left at some point.

Anonymous asked: You've changed, ol' boy... lost your touch as it were... (Seriously though, where are you? You haven't updated in months)

(I’m fairly active on my other blogs. I’ve kinda dropped the ball with my fan ask blogs, unfortunately. There’s a few reasons for that but I won’t be getting to those. In the meantime, please, I’m only human and I update when I get to the Right Mood, so have patience.

— Spoon)

herovillainandinbetween asked: so some people say your a small fry?... you're not that short

You’re certainly right I’m not! Occidentally, I don’t believe it’s meant to be taken in a literal sense, anyway.

jemayer:

My LAST penguin, Penguin III. 
Typewriter parts. 

jemayer:

My LAST penguin, Penguin III. 

Typewriter parts. 

titenoute asked: Giants weakness is usually about the legs and the eyes. I'm not sure it can help you in this situation but, that's better than nothing i guess. ( May i ask you, are you only posting your art on your blogs ? Or do you also have a deviant art gallery ? )

(Hi!

Oh, I post art in the following places:

Memo to Self: Do Not Anger Tall People.

marsthenerdyo:

askthatdashingrogue:

Keep calm and try not to be seen and exit stage left…

Of all the indignant intentions, I will not stand for being stuffed in a cage!

JUST HIDE IN THE GARBAGE AND HE’LL WON’T NOTICE YOU OZZY! D:>

(via marsthewitchofmercy-deactivated)